5/01/2004

The War of The Zazshkibar

 

One day, when Myterion stopped spinning, their twins the Zanbur got frustrated, because they had no one to wage war against anymore. So the Zanbur began their great warring amongst themselves, man against beast, son against daughter, ripping the great kingdom in two and tearing the tapestry of their love into shreds. A twisted, demon offspring arose from the ashes of Zanbur, the dark, mighty Zazshkibar. Brutal, vicious hunters, eating their own sons and brothers and raping and killing their own mothers, these murderous monsters would stop at nothing to get their kill, tearing flesh and bone, limb from limb, all the whilst the surviving members of Myterion watched in horror from their secret lair.

The dark acts of the Zazshkibar proved too much for the surviving Myterion, who swore to fight to the death to quell their satanic rage. One by one, the brave and galliant Myterion approached, only to be brutally slain and eaten alive in great numbers by the watchful eye of the Zazshkibar King. Pleading for mercy, Myterion mothers screamed in agony as their sons and daughters were decapitated and pulled apart, raped and abused in unspeakable manners of torment, ‘til the sea ran deep with the scent of Myterion blood, and the echoes of their screams could be heard as far as millennia hence.

The great day of the Zazshkibar was upon us. Nothing was in our power to stop them. The remaining Myterion were used as slaves, personal whores for the Zazshkibar peasant class, while the King swallowed up their remains with a great crunching sound. Death was here to stay for the Myterion.

The Zazshkibar, too, were frustrated. The defeat was over. The scent of tortured Myterion flatulence was no match for the Zazshkibar maniacal desires. So it came to pass that they, too, began warring with each other. It no longer satisfied them to rape and kill their own offspring; they sought their own blood, their own deaths in brutal agony. Suicidal intent swarmed through the land, as one by one the Zazshkibar marched in impossible battle against their leaders, the Warriors, the King Himself. The King had had enough of this insanity, so he banished His creatures to five thousand years of cold darkness. There would be no rain, no sleet, no floods and no fire. Just the unbearable stillness and deceit of the momentary calm which was to ensue.

One by one, the Zazshkibar arose from that stillness and began a plot, a conspiracy to overthrow the King and eat his remains. And they succeeded. Oversome with shock, the dying King threw up his sword, and it became a mighty hailstorm. Thunder raged across the seas for fifty days and a million nights, lashing and burning in fierce agony at the sheer horror of the situation. The King’s gurgle of Death arose from the ocean floor like a vagabond, in sheer terror of the delicacy which was to come.

The King swallowed up in their orgasmic lust, the Zazshkibar pillaged his remains and stormed the land, swallowing up everything in sight. When, finally, they came to a halt, there came to be nothing but Zazshkibar.